In the afternoon, you’ll see a chance of thunderstorms due to looming unpaid home renovation loan, unexpected car repairs, and work deadlines. By evening, a dark chill will fill the air and if you forgot to turn your thermostat up this morning, be prepared for a cold evening indoors. Overnight, turning colder. Don’t be startled by that howling north wind at your window. High likelihood of unresolved misunderstandings with significant other remaining unresolved, leading to another dismal day tomorrow. Your weekend forecast: bleak, dark and foreboding…
Recommended plan of action: dress appropriately, take all prescribed medications, nutritional supplements, get plenty of rest and for God’s sake, spare the world from your misery and stay the hell off of Twitter!
Damn I’m cranky. I'm taking shelter from this stormy weather by parking myself on my sofa watching sappy romance movies all night long.
Where's my positive thinking? I think I lost it.