Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Day 2 of 365: Bear Aware

There have been confirmed bear sightings in Nowhereville and Edloe, and evidence of bear activity in Piper Point as well.  

Be careful when you are roaming these parts of the grid as it is bear season and you may just run into a hungry bear looking to feed in preparation for it's impending winter hibernation.

Worse, I think it's a female bear and you know what they say...the SheBear is the fiercest and most dangerous, so watch out!  Don't leave any food out and put your summer picnic baskets away.

If you happen to be in the Five Islands community and you cross the path of this vicious creature, here is my best advice:  don't make any sudden movements, back away very slowly...and then RUN LIKE HELL!

Or, you could throw her a cheeseburger or something and she might decide to keep you around so she can get tasty snacks...but don't say I didn't warn you.

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